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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

AYAH SEX ITU APA SIH......... . ....?

Suatu pagi seorang anak yang baru masuk sekolah dasar
bertanya kepada ayahnya,
'Yah........ ayah..... ...sex itu apa sih, yah.....?'

Terperanjat si ayah mendengar pertanyaan si upik.
Terbayang dia tentang arus moderen zaman sekarang yang membuat manusia
berfikiran terbuka, termasuk anak yang masih kecil. Sesuai dengan konsep
pendidikan seks yang sedang hangat dibicarakan, mulailah si ayah
mencari-cari jawaban yang sesuai dengan umur dan harapan anaknya yang ia
harapkan tak mau tertinggal dalam arus pendidikan modern.

Maka si ayah pun mulai memberikan jawaban dengan
mengkiaskan kumbang dan bunga,
telur yang yang menetas berudu dan
kemudian menjadi katak,
hujan serta benih yang berkembang menjadi
tunas, diikuti dengan pembentukan bayi dalam kandungan.

Sebelum mengakhiri semua jawaban itu, si ayah
menyelipkan juga kisah percintaan antara ia dan mamanya
sejak dari zaman sekolah menengah hingga
sampai kelahiran seorang bayi comel yaitu si anak
yang bertanya itu.

Tiba-tiba si anak menangis terisak-isak. Si ayah
keheranan ...
'Eh.....kenapa.....? ' Si ayah bertanya keheranan.
Tetapi si anak masih tetap menangis.

"kok jawabannya panjang amat? ........ ..
hu.........hu. .......hu
............ .. terus dimana tempat untuk nulis
jawabannya?
Ayah ajalah yang nulis jawabanya!!! !
......hu. .....hu.. ....hu" tangis si Upik sambil
lantas menyerahkan buku latihan Bahasa Ingris yang
pada muka depannya
tertulis:

NAME : ............ ......... ......... ....
SCHOOL : ............ .......... ......... ...
CLASS : ............ ......... ......... ....
SEX :........... ......... .........



Saturday, October 17, 2009

boys vs girls

hey i found these 2 versions of notes. from the girls' version and the boys' version. cekidot guys! =D

girls' version :
1. Don’t hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she’ll feel left out.


2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it’s just for a second.


3. Hug her from behind.


4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.


5. Wrestle with her.


6. Don’t go hang out with your ex when shes not with you, its hurt.

7. If you’re talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her…. let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.


8. Write her notes or call her just to say “hi”..and not just at night after you’ve already been out with other girls.


9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.


10. Play with her hair.


11. Pick her up


12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it.


13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do anything.


14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.


15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her.


16. If you care about her, then tell her.


17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she’ll most likely wear it to bed).


18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you’re alone.


19. Look her in the eyes and smile.


20. Hang out with her on weekends.


21. Kiss her in the rain.


22. If you'r listening to music, let her listen too.


23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it’s simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it’s the thought that counts.


24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don’t (it’ll make her happy.)


25. Girl don’t necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night, but it’s nice for them to hear your voice even for a quick hello.


26. Give her what she wants


27. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.


28. Tell her she’s beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.


29. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time


30. If u care about her…SHOW it!


boys' version:
1. Don’t hug her friends or your friends that are girls in front of her, but if she not there, just hug..


2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even you just come back from shitting...


3. TOUCH her from behind.


4. ask her to leave you voice messages if u cannot wake up.


5. "Wrestle" with her.


6. go hang out with your ex and all your girlfriends when she's with you, you might realize how it make her very happy.


7. If you’re HUGGING another girl, when you’re done HUGGING, walk over and hug her and kiss her…. let her know she’s the second, and the girl is the First..


8. Write her notes or call her just to say “hi”..(not to long, cause cost to much phone credit) and at night after you’ve already been out with other girls.


9. Introduce her to your affair . . . as your maid.


10. Play with her "hair".


11. LICK her up


12. Happy if another guy touches her and she like it.(means, your girl is so pretty)


13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make the same thing with your affair.


14. Let her fall asleep in your BED.


15. If she’s mad at you, PUNCH her.


16. If you care about her, don't tell her.


17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a cockroach(she’ll scream if she sees it, when she wants to sleep), jewelry (BUT THE FAKE ONE), and one of your kitchen mop t-shirts (she’ll most likely smell it).


18. Treat her the different around your friends as you do when you’re alone.


19. Look her in the br**st and smile.


20. Hang out with her when she is busy.


21. Kiss her in the sunshine(HOT MANNN!!!).


22. If you'r watching porn movies, let her watch too.


23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it’s simple and expensive. it means you spend to much money to HER. it’s the thought that counts.


24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don’t (it’ll make her happy.)


25. Girl necessarily like to have hour-long conversations every time, but it’s nice for them to hear your voice even you are dating with your affair.


26. Give her what YOU wants


27. Recognize the BIG things . . . let the small thing forget.


28. Tell her she’s SOOOO UGLY!!!, she needs to know that the mirror never lies.


29. Hang out with your girlfriend whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your affair all the time


30. If u HATE her, JUST BREAK!!!



Monday, September 14, 2009

tebakangaring @ twitter

Hey! buat yg pada maen twitter, g sarankan lu follow @tebakangaring d.
isinya itu retweet-an teka teki jayus2an dr org2. tp hari ada temanya. misalnya hr ini temanya disney. brati smua teka tekinya berunsur disney.
kadang2 bisa bkin ngakak ato malah bkin gubrak. mayan lah buat hiburan. ne yah g kse contoh tweetsnya:

RT @yanwalando: buah apa yang jomblo? senDURIAN di kala malam minggu

Buah yg dilarang? BUAHJAKAN (via @eone182)

buah apa yang pelaut?? PEPAYA The Sailorman tuut tuuut.. popeye kali ah (via @neeezar)

Buah yg bikin ketawa? BUAHAHAHAHA. (via @andiegokil)

Buah apa yg kawin ma nyokap lo? BUAHPAK LO lah, masa bapak gw (via @neeezar)

Grup musik yg juga memberikan pelayanan luar dalem? Koes Plus Plus (via @aquanakmama)

band apa yang dijadikan monumen ? MONAS BROTHERS (via @nickielevine)

Band apa yang sudah melewati masa aqil balik? DEWA-SA (via @marischkaprue)

Band yang nggak mau tangung jawab sendirian? U2


ya begitulah kira2. tertarik? follow aja. hehe
jgn lupa follow g jg yah. twitter.com/rozelina
*skalian promosi*hihi

Thursday, August 13, 2009

berani coba?


Kasus 1:
Lo lagi iseng maen-maen ke lapangan bola, then you found out that the golf balls look kinda tempting… dan begitu lo pengen ambil bola golfnya… you found this warning on the wall…

Jadi, berani coba???



Kasus 2: Lo pengen ngelaundry celana-celana jeans lo yang udah berbulan-bulan gak dicuci itu… you look around wishing to find some place where things could be done in a prompt… and then you find…

Jadi, berani coba??



Kasus 3: Gigi lo sakit parah, dan lo dikasih alamat tempat praktek dokter gigi yang handal… sebelom lo masuk, lo melihat papan namanya.. dan lo merasa… there’s definitely something’s telling you that there’s something not particularly right there…

Jadi, berani coba???



Kasus 4: Lo ditawarin kerja jadi resepsionis di restoran sushi… but it turned out that the restaurant name might gave you some embarrassment when you want to answer the phone there…

Jadi, berani coba???



Kasus 5: Lo lagi jalan-jalan di tengah jalan kota di Estonia, dan lo menemukan sign ini… dan lo pun mulai merasa agak horror… what on earth would that possibly mean? A place where happy parent dunk an unwanted child? Or maybe that’s just how kids usually play there… dengan nyebur ke tong… with parent’s supervision of course.

kambing gantung

do u have any idea how that kambing can be there?

And The Winner Of This Year’s Miss Understanding Goes To...

Cincha Lawrahh harusnya ikutan kontes miss universe! Dia pasti menang kategori miss understanding. Setidaknya itulah yang ada di pikiran salah seorang teman kami yang entah bagaimana caranya bisa terjebak dalam sebuah permainan tebak-tebakan artis bersama Cincha Lawrahh... sungguh membuat kami ingin tigersprong keliling taman mini!

Ronde I
Cincha Lawrahh: Tebyak-tebyakhan nihhh... Awrtish mana yang pwaling syuka jajhan? You know... snack! Awrtish yang pwaling syuka snack syapa hayooo?
Teman kami: eh.. uh...
Cincha Lawrahh: Jawabhannyahhh... Tamara Blichiki! You knowwww... ihihihihihi...
Teman kami: *memasang muka ngeri*

Ronde II
Cincha Lawrahh: Adya laghi nihhh... Syapa awrtish yang syuka demam panggung gitchu dehh?
Teman kami: Hah? Oh? Eh?
Cincha Lawrahh: Jawabhannyahhh... Thomas Groggy! You knowwww... ihihihihihi...
Teman kami: *gemeteran*

Ronde III
Cincha Lawrahh: Masihh adya lagihhh... Kalo modhel, yang tiap ditawnya namanya syuka nanya balik gitchu dehhh, syapa hayooo?
Teman kami: hah?
Cincha Lawrahh: Jawabhannyahhh... Indah, Kalow lo? You knowwww... ihihihihihi...
Teman kami: *berlinang air mata*

Ronde IV
Cincha Lawrahh: Belyum selesai lochhh... syapa binthang film yang bewrbahaya, you know, dangerous, sampe haryus dikewrangkengh?
Teman kami: hiks... siapa?
Cincha Lawrahh: Jawabhannyahhh... Eva Ganash! You knowwww... ihihihihihi...
Teman kami: *sesak napas*

Ronde V
Cincha Lawrahh: Ihihi... kamyu knapahh? Sakhit ya? Sick? Akyu punya laghi nihhh... Awrtis mana yang kethuwrunan buaya, crocodile? Tapi dya bukhan hanya kethuwrunan buaya, tapi jugha pewrnah jadhi model?
Teman kami: Huhuhuuu... siapa itu?
Cincha Lawrahh: Jawabhannyahhh... Buuuaaayaaa Rohali! You knowwww... ihihihihihi... Rock on! Rock ooooon!
Teman kami: *kejang-kejang*


sumber : provoke -online

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

artists when they're old

if u are curious about how do artists look when they're old, i will give u the answers.
here they are..

avril lavigne : knp agk mirip2 jennifer aniston yah?hehe


gwen stefani : jd rata gt.hauhahahaha

kristen dunst: tetep 'langsing' yaa.haha

janet jackson: beeh! uda tua posenya mse HOT!hahaha.
jessica simpson: mse kurus loo. cieh cieeh.haha

paris hilton: teteup yeh! gatw knp, yg ini plg bkin g terbahak2.huahauhuahua

justin timberlake: rambutnya ky deddy cobuzier yah.hehekatie holmes: stuju ga kalo g blg ini mirip britney spears?hehe

biar gmanapun , celeb kan jg manusia. dan mjd tua adalah manusiawi.hehe
would u still love them when they're in this condition?lol

P.S. this is only for jokes. never mind it. =)

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

my face many years ago if i were there. *really funny*

mau tw muka g kalo g uda idup d jaman dulu?

1950
1952

1958
1962196819741984

hey! dont laugh at me! find out urs, then laugh at urself.haha
www.yearbookyourself.com