Saturday, October 17, 2009

boys vs girls

hey i found these 2 versions of notes. from the girls' version and the boys' version. cekidot guys! =D

girls' version :
1. Don’t hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she’ll feel left out.


2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it’s just for a second.


3. Hug her from behind.


4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.


5. Wrestle with her.


6. Don’t go hang out with your ex when shes not with you, its hurt.

7. If you’re talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her…. let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.


8. Write her notes or call her just to say “hi”..and not just at night after you’ve already been out with other girls.


9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.


10. Play with her hair.


11. Pick her up


12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it.


13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do anything.


14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.


15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her.


16. If you care about her, then tell her.


17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she’ll most likely wear it to bed).


18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you’re alone.


19. Look her in the eyes and smile.


20. Hang out with her on weekends.


21. Kiss her in the rain.


22. If you'r listening to music, let her listen too.


23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it’s simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it’s the thought that counts.


24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don’t (it’ll make her happy.)


25. Girl don’t necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night, but it’s nice for them to hear your voice even for a quick hello.


26. Give her what she wants


27. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.


28. Tell her she’s beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.


29. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time


30. If u care about her…SHOW it!


boys' version:
1. Don’t hug her friends or your friends that are girls in front of her, but if she not there, just hug..


2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even you just come back from shitting...


3. TOUCH her from behind.


4. ask her to leave you voice messages if u cannot wake up.


5. "Wrestle" with her.


6. go hang out with your ex and all your girlfriends when she's with you, you might realize how it make her very happy.


7. If you’re HUGGING another girl, when you’re done HUGGING, walk over and hug her and kiss her…. let her know she’s the second, and the girl is the First..


8. Write her notes or call her just to say “hi”..(not to long, cause cost to much phone credit) and at night after you’ve already been out with other girls.


9. Introduce her to your affair . . . as your maid.


10. Play with her "hair".


11. LICK her up


12. Happy if another guy touches her and she like it.(means, your girl is so pretty)


13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make the same thing with your affair.


14. Let her fall asleep in your BED.


15. If she’s mad at you, PUNCH her.


16. If you care about her, don't tell her.


17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a cockroach(she’ll scream if she sees it, when she wants to sleep), jewelry (BUT THE FAKE ONE), and one of your kitchen mop t-shirts (she’ll most likely smell it).


18. Treat her the different around your friends as you do when you’re alone.


19. Look her in the br**st and smile.


20. Hang out with her when she is busy.


21. Kiss her in the sunshine(HOT MANNN!!!).


22. If you'r watching porn movies, let her watch too.


23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it’s simple and expensive. it means you spend to much money to HER. it’s the thought that counts.


24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don’t (it’ll make her happy.)


25. Girl necessarily like to have hour-long conversations every time, but it’s nice for them to hear your voice even you are dating with your affair.


26. Give her what YOU wants


27. Recognize the BIG things . . . let the small thing forget.


28. Tell her she’s SOOOO UGLY!!!, she needs to know that the mirror never lies.


29. Hang out with your girlfriend whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your affair all the time


30. If u HATE her, JUST BREAK!!!



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